The Shredder

Zachariah and this here machine is a one of a kind, state of the art, item shredding masterpiece! It can shred a barrel of apples in 5 seconds flat, barrel included. If you do not believe me? Go ahead and toss something in. Zachariah gets to keep whatever mushy goo comes out the other side, though. It is not polite to be nosy, so do not ask why He wants it. Every now and then something special comes out, and Zachariah might let you have that if you are lucky. Oh yeah, and if you break his machine, you better be prepared to pay the price! Now get shredding, and watch your fingers.